Thread:Feed Her To The Wolves/@comment-34928186-20191112022657/@comment-34928186-20191128033039

Here are my headcanons for my characters

-Eisidisi is a total flirt: He will literally just live to be in someone's arms, but it's not his fault. The only reason he does this is because he was bullied for being associated with Kars so he needs complete reassurance sometimes

-Eisidisi also knows everything when it comes to women. He's almost one of the gals..He knows their period secrets, their wants, what they need, what positions they like to be in when sleeping, how they like cuddling, the secrets, all the gossip. You name it he knows it

-Eisidisi knows that females typically like to feel like they are secure no matter what the situation so they don't like to sleep in open spaces. They often choose to curl themselves up in balls and like to be locked in someone's arms when they are sleeping so he always advises people around

-Eisidisi's hobby is to be a god damn mating consuler. Having no spark? Here's how you fix it. Need new affection? Here is a stone tablet. Need to talk? He is also a therapist. He also lowkey likes to be a military strategist like his dad was.

-Metallica met his husband while smoking out in the woods one day, His husband complained about the smell of the smoke. He then offered him to try it and they got high together

-Of course, metallica has moments where he isn't high and even in those moments he is drunk. He has trained his anatomy to ferment alchohol instead of lactic acid like humans so when he doesn't breathe he ferments and basically becomes drunk by his own ethanol.

-Metallica doesn't clean- he doesn't keep the house clean. He leaves his kids to do the work....He leaves everyone to do work for him and Eury one day snapped at him while he then asked her why she cleans... and she says because she had too. And he said no you do it out of your own free will so keep on going

-metallica collects pottery as a hobby. Like good fucking human pottery.

- He also is the best at encouraging his daughter even if he doesn't look like it. He will often tell her how tall she is getting or how tall she is compared to Genji (even though genji towers over her) knowing she won't get past 5'2

-How he dies is a mystery because he never opposed Kars yet died shortly after Nirvana was born. Some say he was taken out by a human who killed his mate.

-Eury loves daily affirmations. Give her any compliment and she will utterly melt even though she has insecurities. She absolutely loves to be praised and complimented because it makes her feel complete.

-Eury has the most comfortable breasts in the world. No legit like lay on them and you will be blessed with a warm heaven and it's like laying on puffy clouds smelling like sea salt and coconut. No one can ever get rid of her taste.

-She wants someone to braid her hair so badly. Even though it only is down to her shoulders and she always keeps it in a loose messy bun she wants someone to take her hair and put a braid in it...She also likes being dressed or being given something to dress in. Makeovers? 100% yes

-She hella badly needs a massage. Yeah that's probably how a makeout session with Eury would start. Even if it was just sweet kisses or pecks here and there while she was recieving or giving a back or shoulder massage it still is a romantic act to her.

-Abba makes art- She legit writes on her walls stories of her and Kars getting together and having children (some of them are not so pg....because she's weird...) and she knows she won't get Kars, but she still tries

-Her eyes is what makes her so pretty to others. She has Eury's color eyes and legit she will copy Eury just to get near Kars. She was even thinking about dipping her hair in beer seeing if it would lighten the color

-Did I mention she likes beer? Hella-

-Pillarmen like to be affectionate, but kisses are usually a thing done in the spur of the moment or during private exchanges. Public PDA kisses are frowned upon

-They also have a coming of age ceremony where they get tattoos or markings on their face or body

- There is a body language code too

Nose nudges = greeting

Nose nuzzles= RETURN MY AFFECTION THINE SEXY BEAST BECAUSE THINE THICCNESS CONQUERS LIKE NO OTHER

Kisses= It's about to get romantic up in this place

-They also think that foreheads against foreheads and horns against horns represents a huge connection to self and other person