Thread:Feed Her To The Wolves/@comment-34928186-20200107004931/@comment-34928186-20200113175814

"Old Woman.." Eisidisi gave her a foul look and then turned towards his husband. She gave them a judgemental look then began to say to Genji, "There was a recent lady named Muriel in my book club who is looking for a husband. She has 2 kids and she's good for you." She described the blonde blue eyed lady. She had short curly hair and two sons that Old Woman thought were suitable for Genji, "She's a decent woman." then turning over towards Eisidisi the older lady began off, "You seem to be the one who is harder to choose for. I know a young woman named Rachel who would do well with you...She likes...weird names. Granted she is 17 years younger than you, but what is a few years shaved off of age difference?" she laughed inviting herself in with her little Bible. It pissed Eisidisi off. His lip curled up and his nose ring fell into place. His graphic tea shirt didn't seem to have a very good formal attire to Old Woman.

He stood infront of his husband protectively and crouched down to the woman's size. He narrowed his eyes trying to make sure he could see her. He stared right at her pointing a finger into her chest, "My son is your responsibility to fix. You better because if you don't you better fucking pray to your god because if I'm going to hell because I'm gay then you better get ready because when I die I'm taking you down there with me and throwing you into a fucking fire where you will burn. So then you'll be just a melting thing crawling around hell calling 'help me' before I crush your fucking skull you bitch." he put an arm around his husband pulling him close, "Don't suggest my husband marrying any woman because of the fact he is gay. There's nothing wrong with marrying someone you love. Now...go scare our son or something. Make being cool seem uncool, but don't fucking indoctorinate them."

Old Woman had her eyes widened, but it only caused her to get mad, "My granddaughter Nirvana...No...Elizabeth. Would never do anything." Old Woman would call Nirvana, Elizabeth. Nirvana suffered under religious abuse from a camp for years, but her parents didn't know. She was isolated and forced into secrecy by Old Woman who set her up with a boy named Issac. "She is a beautiful young woman...I don't get why my granddaughter hangs out with your son, but he will be worthy once I fix him."

Eisidisi's son did not need fixing- He just needed behavioral help. Eisidisi regretted his decision. It was him who suggested it to Metallica and Eury who contacted Old Woman in turn. Once Old Woman left he lifted up his husband by the waist wrapping the man's legs around his own waist to carry him through to the living room. "Okay babe..Let's sleep." he grinned forgetting about dinner and fell ontop of Genji on the couch. Eisidisi let out a type of purring noise that could be only described as....weird. He rested his head on Genji's chest near his heartbeat and mumbled, "If you hear shouting then we spring into action....Gay dads...." his eyes started to flutter and the big man fell asleep against his beloved's chest despite any protests.

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Nirvana would never go back to one of those camps she did...when her parents thought she was off staying with her grandmother-- she was at a camp praying on sharp stones. Her eyes widened when she felt contact with his calloused hand on her face she rested her hand on his shoulder, "Han you don't need to change... Just you need to calm down a bit..." She grinned afterwards letting out a small chuckle when he called her a dork back punching him playfully in the shoulder, "You-! Hey! Animal Crossing is an amazing little game full of amazing plot and characters. It made me cry..." Her face got flustered right afterwards and as he stared at her with that stupid gaze she then kept on playing whatever game he was playing and then put her hands up screaming, "FUCK YEAH I JUST SMASHED A BITCH-" Which turned out to be her playing Mortal Kombat  X as Mileena and using her Ravenous mode against the boss Shinnok. She had accidentally elbowed Han in the chest and threw the game controller across the room.

Little did she know that Old Woman was coming up the stairs. Nirvana put her arms up and yelled, "You promised you'd give me two anniversary presents. I want kisses-" She snickered giving him one kiss that lasted a short while and then expected it back from him, "Hmmm make it last- 30 seconds." Nirvana put her arm out squishing his cheeks making his lips like a fish, "So cute~" she purred out at him, "So so cute..., Ahem. I mean- Thank you sir for your finest carbonated drink at your hotel establishment." Getting another kiss from him like it was the anniversary present she expected, but the moment she regretted it was when Old Woman opened up the door with widened eyes staring at the girl. She stopped in her place because Nirvana didn't notice her at first because her eyes were closed until a few seconds later when she turned around.

"Elizabeth?!" Again Nirvana cringed at that name, "You are tempted by a demon and you give in? What will Issac think?!" she scolded Nirvana who knew her grandmother didn't approve of Han. Old Woman called Han things like: Anti-Christ, Son of the Devils, and Incubus and Demon. She then set up Nirvana with a boy named Issac to be her 'boyfriend' which she kept from Han. Old Woman hissed, "I am here to talk to Mr. Sojiro Hanzo...and I guess you now." Nirvana knew the consequences of if she talked back. Old Woman wouldn't tell her parents. No, her parents were apparently 'unworthy', but what made it worse is when Wamuu and Santana just randomly appeared at the window. Old Woman let them in making them sit down and began lecturing them over and over again about alchohol and how it would lead to lust.

She went down on the path that 'all men are lust filled creatures'. Santana didn't even seem phased by it when she mentioned how 'dumb' smoking can make you. Santana merely just poked his Great Aunt who tipped over, but Wamuu and Nirvana seemed terrified by it. Wamuu actually started to regret some things as Old Woman began to shout and point at him, "You're the devil's servant!" and he then nodded, "I am the Devil's servant." Wamuu was brought to tears. Nirvana just stared wide eyed