Thread:Mage'sFate/@comment-32350495-20190727110157

-  *extends self on a bed of roses* *takes sip of an age appropriate beverage from a wine glass* Wassup

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Me: I'm never gonna fall in love scoffs 

Also me: *sees a good looking stranger* I'm in love!

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Me as a parent: Okay son, now tell me--who was America's favourite fighting Frenchman?

My child: Not again...

Me: SAY IT

My child: *sighs*  Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de Lafayette

Me: And who sold out the French only to get captured by the Austrians?

My child: A-also Lafayette

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Me at any social gathering: did you guys know Alexander the Great had two moms and a dad?

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Me: I love my OTP

Someone: Who's your OTP?

Me: Alexander the First and Napoleon Bonaparte....*wistful sigh*

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Me greeting myself to strangers: Hi my name is Donny, I'm a dandy, and I will diddly darn shank you if you don't get out of my face, darling.

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Me: *sobbing*

Someone: What's wrong?

Me: Why did Mercedes HAVE to dump Dantes?! HE SPENT THE ENTIRE BOOK LOOKING FOR HER. HE ESCAPED PRISON FOR HER. HE BECAME HOT FOR HER. 