Thread:Feed Her To The Wolves/@comment-34928186-20191112022657

Nirvana: Daddy where do babies come from

Kars:(prepared to give lecture since day 1) When you're older you're gonna get urges to do stuff around certain times. So when two very in love people reach that time and get urges they-

Wife:*smacks on head* NO- SHE IS ONLY 300- SHE ISN'T READY FOR THIS

Kars: SHE'S GONNA GO THROUGH IT SOME DAY

Wife: NO SHE IS NOT- I FORBID HER TO HAVE THOSE URGES

Kars: BUT WE MIRACULOUSLY HAD A KID- WE COULD START A WHOLE NEW GENERATION

Wife: NO-

meanwhile if dio had a s/o

Dio: Let us have tea together in your special outfit!

S/O: No-

Dio: What did you say? Did I not tell you to obey I, Dio?

S/O: >:C No 