Thread:Cuteanimal17177/@comment-28578706-20171015183640/@comment-27147599-20171015184126

lmaoooo

I was bored it wasn't a gothic novel really lol

It's just scary riddles and you gotta figure out what they mean

Like there was this one I'll tell you

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On her birthday, this girl wanted to do a special dinner with her boyfriend. When the day came, her boyfriend said he couldn't come, had too much work to do.

So she angrily ate the food all by her self at home, until she felt someone touch her shoulder, she screamed, and stabbed the person in the neck with her fork.

The police came, and she told them it was self defense.

But then the police said. "The dead man was holding a wedding ring."

O.o