Thread:Hushuzu/@comment-27147599-20171009231925/@comment-27147599-20171010233728

Next draft, which is probably 100% accurate

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Roleplay-

Girl: Can I sleep with you?

Guy: Sure :) *goes under blankets with girl, and they precede to cuddle adorably*

Reality-

Girl: Can I sleep with you?

Guy: Ok lemme just get my condoms baby!

Girl: WTF I didn't mean it in THAT way