Thread:Hushuzu/@comment-33439056-20180210005826/@comment-33439056-20180213025937

I HAVE SOMETHING TO MAKE U LAUGH

Steven Universe/TFD

The Diamonds

Yellow: WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST FIGHT-- I LIKE FIGHTING AND IT'S COOL BUT I WANNA FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Blue: ;-; Yellow shhhh calm down ur gonna make me go cry again

Yellow: What's the use of feeling Blue?

Blue: Because we all need feelings....can't we settle this peacefully...?

Yellow: NU EVER SINCE PINK DIED U HAVE BEEN LIKE THIS

Blue: -eyes water up and makes some squealing noise-

(every blue colored gem)

SHE'S GONNA CRY EVERYONE TAKE COVER NOWWWWW

The Barn(Jasper and Peridot)

Peri: DON'T TOUCH MY THINGSSSSSSSSS

Jasper: But I just--- FIGHT ME BRAT

Peri: NYAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING

Jasper: The beginning of what

Peri: THE BEGINNING-- OF MY ESCAPE -magic helicopter hat appears and carries sirius off-

Jasper: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HATE FUSION, I HATE EARTH, I HATE YOUUUUU

Peri: NYAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

The Crystal Gems 

Steven: LARS!

Lars: -turns around and immediately groans- What Stevennnnnnnn

Steve: I think you're the coolest around

Lars: -internally screaming- That's nice Stevennnnnnnnnnn

Rose: -descends down from heavens- My son--

Steven: MOM

Rose: Jes it is I the magnificent ROSE QUARTZ -dramatically throws flower petals everywhere because why not-

Steve: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Checking up on Peridot

Peri: NYAHAHAAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaahahaaa...................This is boring -lands on ground-

Jasper: AGHHHHHHHHHHHH COME HERE YA LITTLE BRAT

Peri: EUEGH! -flies away with helicopter hat-

Jasper: I NEEEEEEED SOMEONE TO FUSE WITHHHHHHHHHHHHH -grabs log- FUSE WITH ME

Log: K

Both: WE ARE A FUSION

Jasper: What-- huh? Imma log? CURSE U PERIDOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Peri: NYAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

The Crystal Gems

Pearl: -does a bunch of unimagineable dance moves because is contorstionist