Thread:WendigoLamet/@comment-36459171-20191206011638/@comment-34928186-20191216020658

One day Eury just happened to be walking along the Autumn city like they usually do since the Great Year had already past. It was almost time for a new great year to start and she was happy enough to get it started, but as she walked along the streets and through the market finally up the stairs into a cave system which served as a temple and meeting hall she was met by the gaze of Old Woman and all the females around her age and older. Some..probably about 7 were parents with kids varying from 500-13,000 years old having adult children or just bordering on growth spurt. She stared at them all asking why they were all staring at her with such excitement and Old Woman said,

"This is such a joyful occasion!" they said excitedly clapping, "Yes! It is!" all of them gathered around her congratulating her on something she didn't know happened, "It only happens once every milennia..And not everyone is so lucky!" One of the older women said trying to touch her arm which gave Eury a great uncomfortable feeling rising in her chest. She felt a sudden heat rising up to her face when they all began to touch her shoulders which made her muscles go incredibly tight again, "U-UH..." she interupted them putting her hands up, "What's the big deal about?'

Old Woman looked at her in shock, "You don't know?" Eury shrugged, "My brother's getting married in a week...? The ceremony is going to be huge..? A big party?" Eury tried to get the attention off of her once again and then her half lidded eyes came back, "No really, I don't know why the fuck you're congratulating me. It's not my wedding. Go fawn over Eisidisi before hes not single." she said pointing it out, "You're expecting! This is a joyful occasion." Eury's face turned pure shock, "You're lying- I ain't." Then it ran through her mind. If she was expecting then she couldn't do anything- Old Woman and all the other girls would be involved in everything and poor Kars wouldn't be able to do shit with her. "You aren't going through traditional stuff grandma." she put her hands up finally accepting it. Everything having to do with being pregnant in their society was highly invasive and made her want to gag. Every female elder and mother was in the room encouraging you to 'push' or do other stuff. It bothered her....rightfully so, "Of course we have too! This only happens so many years."

Eury could not move what so ever when one of the girls said, "I'll go announce the news!" Eury's angry expression came onto her face as she snapped, "To hell you won't can't I keep it-" But by the time she had been let go chasing after the girl she got to the house where she skidded past and the woman repeated, "She's pregnant!" Right infront of the poor Kars' face. Poor poor Kars.... Eury just thought and thought... Overbearing husband? Check. Overbearing Society? Check. Would she be able to do anything? No. Would she have any say in it? No. Did she just want to sleep even though she was kept up all night by Genji's drunken singing? Yes very much so. "Go away-" until they all appeared and Old Woman said, "And as the father you shouldn't worry. Just relax!" ''I should be the one relaxing! ''Eury hissed in her mind, "God damn it..." her shoulders rolled forward. "Fucknuggets."

Eisidisi slept soundly after a previous night of drinking with his future mate or husband and the whole of the other men that knew him or even made eye contact with them. He had even made Kars come just to witness Genji's beautiful drunken singing after he swashed beer right down his throat. Eisidisi even started crying after he sang a sad tale about a Donkey who couldn't eat a dandelion. In his sleep he began to twitch and talked within his sleepy state, "T-Trumpet donkey....Flyyyyyy." The funny man kept his hands away from Genji who was on the other side of the bed, but managed to roll ontop of Genji almost beginning to suffocate him under his pure muscley build.

Eisidisi wasn't even aware he was ontop of Genji, but it felt so bony that he just rolled back over the other way falling on the floor with the blanket. All of the cheering outside of girls made him wake up when he heard the whole pregnant statement then turning around and kicking Genji in the crotch, "You can't be pregnant!" he was still hungover and the littlest bit drunk not in the right state of mind. Beginning to cry he just said, "I canttttttttt." Eisidisi was entertaining whenever he was drunk because he got majorly emotional and became a crybaby. Otherwise he was cool calm and collected when he drank leftover beer from last night. It was warm on his lips and bitter so he spat it out on the floor passing out once more wrapping himself up in a blanket and groaning. The whole place was trashed because they had a few friends over unfortunately including Kars.

Whenever Kars was there he was hypersensitive to everything. Eisidisi just wanted his best friend to fucking socialize. A few hours later he for real woke up and the first thing he commented was, "My head fucking hurts." then it dawned upon him that the wedding was in a week and that he'd officially be off the market so all those girls would stop bothering him. Putting his headdress on first he put his hands up cheering joyfully, "Fuck yeah! Gonna have a husband! Gonna-" but then felt something come up, "Gonna hurl" running outside to a vase and just throwing up in it afterwards and coming back in, "Never doing beer parties again."