Thread:WendigoLamet/@comment-34928186-20190416211108/@comment-34928186-20190418204320

Okay this is Javert Celine teaching Hayate Sirius how to serve Empress Volcano-chan *ahem prepares russian accent*

DAY 1

Greetings little Bambi. It is I, best teacher from mountains called Celine. Am amur leopard so am best professor. Today is lesson 1. Most important lesson. Empress Volcano is all. And today I teach you how to impress Empress. Even though, I, Celine, best teacher, and secretly a goddess am asexual. I am greatest at the teachings of Mantis love. As you can see I give you this book. Read it. It's called Mantis and Mantis 1. Is written by me because it is best love story in my area. NOW READ- *14 mins later* TIME UP- Is best story, no? HAGH I was right. Now you must have charm like singing. Singing? What do you mean you can't sing? HAGH- Nonsense. Every little Bambi has a song in their hearts, but we need to unleash feelings. Now feel it. Happy feeling....sad feeling....lonely feeling....--You feel it? Now! Be spontaneous (pronounced spon tan you us) What that? Dancing? No- HAGH- NO JIGGY JOG. Don't move muscle- Move on now.