Thread:Mage'sFate/@comment-32350495-20190518231234

Hey person, wanna know why I love Alexander the Great so much, and why you should too? Well...

- He smelled good, like, really good

- He bathed everyday, just think about when this man lived. He was Mr. Clean

- Never lost a flippin' battle, who does that?

- He was disciplined even from an early age

- He was great with older women, so great he technically had two moms and a dad

- Speaking of women, he was considered to be very respectful to women in general

- He sliced the Gordian Knot instead of actually untying it

- Horse nerd

- He loved his bro Haphaestion, y'know the one with the Grade A thighs

- He was a smol bean

- He was conscious about the different cultures and religions that worked within his empire, and respected them all

- He didn't wear trousers, it was skirts all the way

- Great speaker

- Muscular neck

- Conquered what was practically a hill at 16 and named it Alexandroupolis

And there you have it 