Thread:WendigoLamet/@comment-36459171-20191206011638/@comment-34928186-20200105015752

Pff everyone in a modern au would be this

Old Woman: Karen who is christian fundamentalist and goes to church and is homphobic, transphobic, sexist etc

Eisidisi: probably a military historian and makes bank off of giving analysis of battles to the army. Met Genji by messing up his order at the dry cleaner's thinking he was picking up his fast food there

Genji: Honestly idk. i see genji as having his own dry cleaner's business

Kars: a veteranerian or opening up his own zoo- zookeeper- something with animals- total cat man

Eury: Probably some nurse or something later on in life- but honestly she'd probably be a married college student

Nirvana: attends all girls school, bisexual, kickboxes, violin, probably has anxiety or some form of depression from trying to meet her father's expectations.

Wamuu- fucking best wrestler in the public school system, tries to make his uncle kars and eisidisi proud, probably also a cinammon roll and raises bunnies in his free time

Santana: The weird kid who eats the 4 day old cheese off of the black top- chemistry nerd- purposefully kills ant colonies with a magnifying glass and the sun.

Han- Kid who probably looks smart (plays dungeons and dragons, honors society,) when in actual reality he's the kid writing smut 18+ fanfiction in religion class in his notebook and his teacher rewards him for being such a 'diligent note taker' and not realizing its gay porn.