Thread:WendigoLamet/@comment-34928186-20190726195046/@comment-34928186-20190729201957

(century wake the god damn child Felcir up to go with his girlfriend and his parent

Here's a headcanon in a Preschool AU

Lucifer: Hello children! Today we will be talking about where demons come from!

Felcir: A  s t o r k

Ix Chel: NU- YOU'RE WRONG THEY COME FROM @$^&@$%% (translated into very gory death including dismemberment *HA YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SOMETHING ELSE*)

Aggretsuko: *completely disgusted by both* Why am I here...

Lucifer: C: No they come from the depth of a place called Hell. Do you know what Hell is children

All (Except for Aggretsuko) :D Home!

Aggretsuko: ;-;

Lucifer: C: Yes! It is home! Where I have been imprisoned for over 6,000 years OUO And we must excape this prison before the fire consumes us all and makes us crazy because eventually my sweet children this place will become overpopulated and I will have to move everyone to Heaven ^O^ Do you want the angels to kill u children

Aggretsuko: I will clean that place so hard...

Ix Chel: EWWWWWWWWWW AGGRETSUKO IS FANTASIZING ABOUT CLEANING AGAIN

Felcir: ;-; *cute Japanese school boi* Aggret-sama...?

Aggretsuko: I WANT TO CLEAN THAT CABINET SO HARD NO MORE DUST BUNNIES WILL ESCAPE MY GRASP