Board Thread:Off-Topic Board/@comment-28634206-20161125225757/@comment-29621217-20161125231142

Mmk I got some good roasts

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is

You must have been born on a highway, cause that's where most accidents happen

If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid

We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing, "We are family"

Why don't you go on Ebay and check if they have a life for sale

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to wake a sleeping bag