Thread:Feed Her To The Wolves/@comment-34928186-20200107004931/@comment-34928186-20200107033826

(decided that eisidisi in this has a lil bit of a dirty mind because w h y  n o t. Apparently araki has commented saying Eisidisi would be the god of making dirty jokes Eury might as well drop the bomb on her husband since their daughter shared everything with her instead of him. It was a girl thing. She knew when Nirvana was on her period. And the 35 year old woman grinned. For the 17 years she had been a mother (unplanned accident) she had learned a lot about caring for children and for teens especially during her job as a nurse. She saw many freakish accidents until she decided to instead spend some time at home after taking a month or two off a year. It was of course her vacation. She was proud he acknowledged their daughter's advancements within the fields of whatever Kars told her to do. Eury worried herself too much around her husband and sighed, "Your hair is a mess... Oh, and Nirvana's been dating Han for the past 3 months. Found out by catching them in Nirvana's room together in the same bed doing stuff- Nothing bad. Just kind of walked out." she coughed out right afterwards cutting off the conversation with a quick kiss to his lips, "Now then let's go off to bed and get you all worked up for tomorrow." She would sit there for an hour just to braid his hair in a full braid for bed so his hair didn't suffocate her when she decided to be the big spoon. She patted her husband and his tan self tugging him by the hair over to his vanity beginning to painfully brush through the mass of thick lucious purple hair which is probably immortal with the big beefy man She began to braid the whole lock of hair into a simple braid which proved easier when she brushed it down and wetted it. Finally saying done she went into her own drawer undressing from her clothes and holding the dirty clothes which she threw in a hamper. She coughed out slipping into their own bed and whenever Kars was near her dropped another bombshell, "Oh yeah when I caught her- He was ontop of her." She just meant innocently looking down at some video she refused to show him on her phone, but still Eury wanted to see how bad her husband would react.

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"Why mighty sir. I would like your finest sparkling wine." she instead just took out a bottle of sprite in the mini fridge cracking it open with that infamous sst noise it had. Nirvana entered the room without hesitation and threw herself on the bedframe not before quickly giving him a side punch on the shoulder and took his much taller physique into her grasp getting up on her toes to give him an 'i missed you' kiss on the lips, "Well you look cute with that new piercing of yours. Has Genji found out yet?" Knowing his dad would go ape shit "Family is great. Papa isn't overbearing as much anymore now that he's got two people to wear out his energy and Mom is just as she always is. God, I love my mom." she grinned knowing that her mother knew her secret. It didn't matter really, but if her dad found out all hell would break loose.

She sat back on his bed crossing her legs having her skirt and kneesocks crossed over each other, "Wanted to keep ya company. You know doing all those other things it's hard to keep up with you recently. Plus I'm really bad at answering my phone ever since my dad sits me down to complain about his co workers to me. It gets ridiculous." she grunted out. Then raised her eyebrows, "Throw me out? They would never. I mean come on...they love me." she grinned remembering when Genji gave her a Christmas present instead of his actual husband because EIsidisi had let Kars into the house without permission. Something about a punishment... She didn't quite understand, but tilted her head, "I'm expecting a 3 month anniversary present soon enough. I'll take this sprite as part 1 of 3 since you missed the past two months before." she grinned mischeviously. "Wamuu and Santana did most of the ass kicking tonight because I got tired, but-" she got up scooting him over on his chair and settling in next to him. Her skinny frame fit easily in places when she raised her eyebrow at his game, "Shh- I wanna play dumbass."

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Currently, downstairs Eisidisi was cooking dinner like usual. He loved to work with stoves, ovens, and would eat anything spicy...tonight? Spicy buffalo chicken with  asiago noodles- obviously also heated up. Everything that Eisidisi made was hot- he never ate anything raw. If Genji made sushi he had to personally heat up his husband's dinner just so he would eat it. He could even withstand large amounts of wasabi... Eisidisi was really weird. He looked upstairs frowning at Genji, "Do we really have to ground him for a month? He's just problematic because he wants to impress someone. I honestly think this is because he likes someone. I don't know who, but I just think it." He already pretty much knew Han would sneak out to hang out with his friends in the middle of the night on the turfs of the park.

He would come home and Eisidisi would have to scold him before he went ape shit. Genji was just overly protective and the two dads kept their eyes wide and head down just in case anything bad happened so they wouldnt have to take responsibility. It didn't always read through. He would sometimes hear noises from upstairs in his son's room (even though in reality it was nothing) he thought his son brought girls in from his school and did what he called the 'diddly doo' upstairs. Hearing weird talking upstairs and shuffling he groaned over at Genji, "I think he's having another burst of teenage hormones." Basically he would just randomly tell Genji he thought Hanzo was just literally screwing whoever he could, but Genji never believed him. He would always say that Hanzo was trying to figure out homework...or make crack. Both of the dads were wrong though because everytime it was just Nirvana, Santana, and Wamuu visiting Hanzo whenever he was grounded. Wall banging? Santana's head. Snorts? Wamuu Giggles? Nirvana.